This is why I love "The New Girl."

Schmidt (to Jess): Bad idea, you bonded emotionally, if you end up having sex with him it's gonna be missionary with a lot of eye contact. Look that's not one night stand material. I know what I'm talking about...I had my 10,000 hours.

[Silence]

Outliers? You should read it, Malcom Gladwell, it's one of my desert island books... along with Machiavelli's The Prince, Freak by John Leguizamo, any of the scripts from the first season of Vampire Diaries, a little Phantom T..."

Cece: I love Phantom Tollbooth.

Schmidt: Of course you do, you’re a human being.